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Mika in “Boum Boum Boum”

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

scrappedheaven:

and in this moment….we found out who the star was.

scrappedheaven:

and in this moment….we found out who the star was.

i’m so hot i swear my family didn’t prepare me for this shit

they say use a condom when having sex and don’t trust the police and you can cook almost anything at 350 degrees fahrenheit but they don’t tell you that the sun will boil your blood and melt your organs

a nigga is so hot i want to commit a crime

thecyberwolf:

TMNT: Ninjas in New York
Created by Giorgia Papagna (P-JoArt)
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thecyberwolf:

TMNT: Ninjas in New York

Created by Giorgia Papagna (P-JoArt)

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Find this Artist on Blogspot - Facebook

why did tarzan not have a beard?

ugh:

susfu:

are these cars sleeping

shhhh don’t wake them

ugh:

susfu:

are these cars sleeping

shhhh don’t wake them

i finally got a haircut and i hate it, of course which isn’t out of the ordinary for me so whatever hair grows back etc etc blah

the barber asked me was i living in a cave because i had so much head and beard hair which was totally original plus he kept questioning me about the color of me beard which also original

anyway…

someone near the barber was playing lots of donna summer and it took all of my might to not queen out while in the barber’s chair

like, it was very hard, ok? i should get an award because that was the bravest thing ever to do

like maybe presidential medal of freedom or honor or whatever

purple heart me, honestly

but am glad i got all this hair cut off because it was irritating and sweaty and all that gross stuff plus with being so old and such cutting me hair shaved (haha) like 10 years off my face which is good when i don’t want to be served alcohol

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