February 2010
I'm sure taylor is a nice girl.
adamsonx:
vintageginger:
And I KNOW she’s worked hard.
but she is not country, she is pop, and should not have won that award over KEITH MOTHER FUCKING URBAN? I DON’T EVEN LISTEN TO COUNTRY AND I KNOW THAT IS UTTER BULLSHIT.
To be taylor swift, I have figured out what you have to do:
FIRST, get into a relationship/semi-relationship/be friends with/talk once with a boy. He could be any kind...
January 2010
...
So…what are you doing? I’m hungry, bored, and cold.
Drunk Dialed...
I was drunk dialed by my dad…again. In fact we are still on the phone. Its his brother’s birthday. Wow. He is having more fun than I am.
Hey Baby: No Doubt
I’m in a No Doubt kind...
“I wouldn’t call it a dry spell really. But rather a self-imposed dick...”
– Me, wasted.
“I’m not lying. I’m writing fiction with my mouth!”
– Homer Simpson
“Bacon is meat candy!”
– Glenn Deitchman
“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m...”
– Mae West.
???
I can’t find any of my fucking chapsticks!!! What the fuck happen last night!?
Barbie Girl: Aqua
Wow...
I forgot I had a Tumblr…sorries. Been kinda busy having a life.
“It is always the minorities that hold the key of progress; it is always through...”
– Raymond B. Fosdick
9GAG - The Dog Man →
Awww?
Not so secret secret...
I love singing loud and off key and missing words because its a fun thing to do. Lame, I know.
Content...
Dear World,
I love you today.
Sincerely, Xavi.
“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at...”
– Neil Gaiman
COLD
Dear Florida,
Warm the fuck up!
Love,
Balls Are A Freezing
Jumpy...
I don’t know what it is but lately I’ve been being jumpy thinking that my earphones, drawstrings to my jackets, and loose strings from my clothing have been something attacking my body like bugs or something. I blame going to back to University tomorrow.
I might need a drink...
You know you’re drinking too much or not enough when lyrics from Ke$ha make you weepy…
And now the party’s over, And every bodys gone I’m left here with myself and I wonder what went wrong And now my heart is broken Like the bottles on the floor Does it really matter? Or am I just hung over you?
Shuffle...
My iTunes just shuffled Paolo Nutini’s Candy to Ke$ha’s Take it Off. What is my life?
Everytime we talk I turn into a 10 year old...
Xavi: hey gur hey
Erica: heyhey! whats goin on im hungry
Xavi: i kinda am shoulda never ate dinner so early im thinking about whether I should masturbate or watch desperate housewives??? lol jkjkjkjkjk
Erica: hahahahahha dh? wth…homo?
Xavi: ahahahahahaahaha stfu breeder!!!
Xavi: what r u losers doing for u final sb???
Erica: i think we r goin to a cabin??
Xavi: yeah, crackahs are...
Just so you know...
I am a stereotype.
ROARRRRRRRR
I keep having weird ass dreams about lion attacking my family and friends. Make me not want to go to the zoo next anytime soon.